we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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