Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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