YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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