porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
This baby is an asshole
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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