K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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