but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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