508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
