idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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