Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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