super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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