and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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