she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Omg the world wants us to be better people
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n