I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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