He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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