Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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