He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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