The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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