THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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