If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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