If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
