p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
