Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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