i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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