yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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