I wanna bring you to show and tell
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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