return my video game
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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