you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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