Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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