i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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