I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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