There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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