Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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