I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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