Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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