he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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