last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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