I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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