I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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