Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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