There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it's great music for shaving your balls
a search helicopter?!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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