Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I will pee on everything he values.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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