yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
