evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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