well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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