You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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