:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just pee around me
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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