I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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