I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
wanna go halves on a baby?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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