Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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