He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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