we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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