grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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