I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he fucked my hip out of place.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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